I ran the high school newspaper and was in student government. I played sports my whole life but was never picked as… — Bing Gordon Copy Share Image
It used to take me forever to read and comprehend stuff, so I decided not to make the 'Captain Underpants' books too… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
There are many of our so-called captains on industry who, if the truth were told, and a shorter and uglier word were… — James Branch Cabell Copy Share Image
Marvel Comics announced that the next Captain America will be black. He has the same powers as white Captain America, except he… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The personal deportment of Captain Perry, throughout the day, was worthy of all praise. He did not quit his own vessel when… — Oliver Hazard Perry Copy Share Image
Great captains do never use long orations when it comes to the point of execution. — Philip Sidney Copy Share Image
“A life without an objective is much like a ship at sea with no port in mind. It drifts with the waves… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gundar isn't so much a ship's captain as a reformed pirate and a heathen." [Evanlyn] looked apologetically at Gundar. "No offense, Gundar."… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
A common and natural result of an undue respect for law is, that you may see a file of soldiers, colonel, captain,… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I'm a big supporter of Joe Johnston and I think that 'Captain America' is going to be really fun and I gather… — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
If the great Captain of Plymouth is so very eager to wed me, Why does he not come himself, and take the… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
I got nothing against the honest cop on the beat. You just have them transferred someplace where they can't do you any… — Al Capone Copy Share Image
I am not the captain of my ship. My ship is out there, but I don't have my course. You never know… — Jamie Farr Copy Share Image
He, general or mere captain, who employs every one in the storming of a position can be sure of seeing it retaken… — Ardant du Picq Copy Share Image
I learned that I could control my life. You are the master of your fate. . . you are the captain of… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
Any captain can only do his best for the team and for cricket. When you are winning, you are a hero. Lose,… — Richie Benaud Copy Share Image
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo — Captain Kangaroo... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House. — Bob Keeshan Copy Share Image
The soldier takes pride in saluting his Captain, The devotee proffers a knee to his Lord, Some back a mare thrown from… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Holly winked. 'Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?' Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
It always amazes me to look at the little, wrinkled brown seeds and think of the rainbows in 'em," said Captain Jim.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image