I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
In standup, it's just you. You're your own writer, your own critic, your own director, and it's never the same. You really don't always… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
The night I won the Emmy, I probably cried for three hours on and off. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel.… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this uncoordinated kid growing up, a 6-foot-2 14-year-old who never could do a layup. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
