“I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you? — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“I always liked that Arab saying, 'First tie your camel and then trust in the Lord,” — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
“The man called out to Kamara, Dzhikoni’s father. “Would you like to take this camel?” — Yevgen Azarenkov Copy Share Image
Pop quiz: Your kid is being eaten by a camel. Do you... 1) Save your kid. 2) Take a picture — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Expediency is a law of nature. The camel is a wonderful animal, but the desert made the camel. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
Who needs the zoo when you can go to Walmart and see camel toes for free. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“All things (e.g. a camel's journey through A needle's eye) are possible, it's true. But picture how the camel feels, squeezed out… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Again I tell you it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most repulsive thing you could ever imagine is the inside of a camel's mouth. That and watching a girl eat octopus… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to… — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you,… — Jesus Christ Copy Share Image
A camel is a horse designed by a committee and a committee's a sweet running piece of machinery compared to any government. — Gordon R. Dickson Copy Share Image
When I got to Grinnell College, I was part of the black turtleneck sweater and Camel cigarette crowd of poets and writers. — Peter Coyote Copy Share Image
As a camel beareth labor, and heat, and hunger, and thirst, through deserts of sand, and fainteth not; so the fortitude of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They had a saying: An Arab loves in the order of: his son, his camel, and his wife - but there were… — Margaret Rome Copy Share Image
“Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it, or it won’t… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to wrap up all the love I have to offer you, so it’ll be easier for you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Healthy camel crickets spend a lot of their waking hours grooming, so I have learned to recognize the ones that will soon… — Sue Hubbell Copy Share Image
You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that's not even a camel. It's actually a… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
I heard someone say that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich… — Willard Wigan Copy Share Image
“Vimes was already lost. Oh, there was the sun, but that was just a direction . He could feel it on the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has… — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
