Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?… Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!! — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin) — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.” — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Calvin and Hobbes: Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Calvin: "I read this library book you got me." Calvin's Mom: "What did you think of it?" Calvin: "It really made me… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Calvin: Trick or Treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“CALVIN: Hey, I got some mail! It's a Valentine card. HOBBES: From Susie Derkins! CALVIN: It says "Please be my Valentine." HOBBES:… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of… — Bill Watterson Copy Share
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do. — Bill Watterson Copy Share
For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I… — Bill Watterson Copy Share
I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us. — Bill Watterson Copy Share
As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as… — Bill Watterson Copy Share
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef… — Bill Watterson Copy Share
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson… — Bill Watterson Copy Share
United Features had given me a development contract, which meant I was to work exclusively with them and rather than completing everything on my… — Bill Watterson Copy Share
In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art. — Bill Watterson Copy Share
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects… — Bill Watterson Copy Share
I tell you all this because it's worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success. You will do well to… — Bill Watterson Copy Share
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be!… — Bill Watterson Copy Share
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and… — Bill Watterson Copy Share
