Life Quotes by Bill Watterson

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

— Bill Watterson

HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.

— Bill Watterson

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

— Bill Watterson

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”

— Bill Watterson

Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.

— Bill Watterson

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

— Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.

— Bill Watterson

“I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”

— Bill Watterson

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

— Bill Watterson

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!

— Bill Watterson

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

— Bill Watterson

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

— Bill Watterson

Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do,…

— Bill Watterson

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

— Bill Watterson

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

— Bill Watterson

In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually…

— Bill Watterson

I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. . . . Sometimes I…

— Bill Watterson

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe…

— Bill Watterson

History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why…

— Bill Watterson

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the…

— Bill Watterson

Cleveland is a really hard place, it's a very creative place, it feeds you creatively, but it's a very hard place to…

— Bill Watterson

I've been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school…

— Bill Watterson

Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?!…

— Bill Watterson

Let's say that life is this square of the sidewalk. We are born at this crack and we die at that crack.…

— Bill Watterson

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced…

— Bill Watterson

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but…

— Bill Watterson

Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too…

— Bill Watterson

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice…

— Bill Watterson

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for,…

— Bill Watterson

“[Uh-oh, it's bath time for Calvin.] MOM, who sits in the living room, has turned toward the door. Very likely she is…

— Bill Watterson

“I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with…

— Bill Watterson

“Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice…

— Bill Watterson

I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.

— Bill Watterson

The whole first half of my life is a complete blank! What on earth did I know that someone wanted me to…

— Bill Watterson

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist -- how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!

— Bill Watterson

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

— Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

— Bill Watterson

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

— Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to…

— Bill Watterson

To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.

— Bill Watterson