Humor is a marvelous communications tool, as Reagan has demonstrated so well. He has weathered many a storm that others might not have. With Reagan, people just say, 'There he goes again.' A sense of humor allows a president to… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? — Robert Orben Copy Share
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben Copy Share
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around. — Robert Orben Copy Share
Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists? — Robert Orben Copy Share
For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a… — Robert Orben Copy Share
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. — Robert Orben Copy Share
Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it. — Robert Orben Copy Share
What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians? — Robert Orben Copy Share
I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is… — Robert Orben Copy Share
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben Copy Share
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. — Robert Orben Copy Share
These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose. — Robert Orben Copy Share
The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip. — Robert Orben Copy Share
