I think that it won't be long before a team calls that says, 'Just go do what you do'. — Shaun Alexander Copy Share Image
Sometimes when our manager calls me and says certain things, we go, 'Oh God, we've gotta do that?' — Martie Maguire Copy Share Image
When someone calls and says is this Jerett? I say, No! It's Jake from StateFarm! and then I hang up with authority... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
When Pixar calls and says, 'Hey, you wanna be in a Pixar movie?' you don't do a lot of contemplating! — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
A guy's calling to say he's failing algebra II. Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself. A woman calls… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
