“If I've got a Dad, and his name is Wormwood Rot, and he's in some heavy metal rock band called Grave Dirt . . . then I'm definitely meeting him! She stares at me awkwardly, and I'm about to ask… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“Congratulations. You’ve just won a vacation to a big, relaxing place called a grave.” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
