“By the standards of a tourist strolling past looking for a quick lunch, the place was a dive. The sign on the window was small and easy to miss, and the antique feel of the place wasn't the prepackaged, old-shit-on-the-wall… — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
“Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.” — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
“By the standards of a tourist strolling past looking for a quick lunch, the place was a dive. The sign on the window was… — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
“The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince one to… — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
