“If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kim Kardashian buttocks are very popular. However, that's dangerous as it can be fatal if done badly. — Paul Nassif Copy Share Image
Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know! — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exchange it for a new… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If I admire my arms, my face, my shoulders, flanks, buttocks against the yellow drawn shades,-- Who shall say I am not… — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Everyone detected with AIDS should be tattooed in the upper forearm, to protect common needle users, and on the buttock, to prevent… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
Two days prior to the Herrick operation I repaired a double cleft lip, resected a recurrent cancer of the mouth, corrected lop… — Joe Murray Copy Share Image
The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so either me or my clone… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of… — William Codpiece Thwackery Copy Share Image
An audience proves its discipline by its capacity for stillness. Those who have never practiced continuous application to an exacting process cannot… — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these… — Kenneth Tynan Copy Share Image
There are people who think that we cannot rule ourselves because the few times we tried, we failed, as if all the… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
She Knows three things: (a) that men are less treacherous than women; (b) that they never notice what a woman is wearing… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
I have, of all the inglorious things, a malignant hemorrhoid. What color bracelet does one wear for that? And where does one… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“At the 150-minute point of sitting in a standard theater chair, the human buttocks die; once dead, they cannot be revived. They… — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Read non-fiction. History, biology, entomology, mineralogy, paleontology. Get a bodyguard and do fieldwork. Find your inner fish. Don't publish too soon. Not… — Marlene van Niekerk Copy Share Image
Danse Russe If I when my wife is sleeping and the baby and Kathleen are sleeping and the sun is a flame-white… — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
A rich man's body is like a premium cotton pillow, white and soft and blank. ''Ours'' is different. My father's spine was… — Aravind Adiga Copy Share Image
Svengal lay groaning on the turf. His thighs were sheer agony. His buttocks ached. His calf muscles were on fire. Now, afterhe… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Usually state laws refer to touching intimate parts, it can be breasts or buttocks. — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
A painter who has the feel of breasts and buttocks is saved. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir Copy Share Image
I paint a woman's big rounded buttocks so that I want to reach out and stroke the dimpled flesh. — Peter Paul Rubens Copy Share Image
“I want them to see me. Not my buttocks, not my dirty clothes, but me.” — NoViolet Bulawayo Copy Share Image
The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. — Kenneth Tynan Copy Share Image
