Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito... — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I am in love with this burrito. I would marry it if I didn’t want to eat it so badly.” “The tragedy… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“My philosophy on life: On a burrito, the cheese goes underneath the sour cream. Otherwise, how will it melt?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Want some of this?” He held out his burrito: chargrilled beef with cumin, garlic and lime juice.” — Leylah Attar Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people could do with buying a Flying Burrito Brothers record - it does wonders for you. — Cedric Bixler-Zavala Copy Share Image
“I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? — Danny Mcbride Copy Share Image
Making a killer breakfast burrito? I got game. Washing the car? Love it. Doing the dishes? I love it more than washing… — Chris Sullivan Copy Share Image
“No? Not working for you, huh? Okay. How about, Simon –my love for you is brighter than all the stars in the… — Penelope Ward Copy Share Image
My girlfriend buys stuff from Trader Joe's, and it's just subpar. When you buy a burrito, it crumbles the way a proper… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Chipotle never lets me down. I feel like, in the middle of nowhere, Chipotle is still there, and my burrito bowl is… — Kiernan Shipka Copy Share Image
It's nothing like changing or helping a person find themselves, but who would've thought that I would make it to a point… — Richard Cabral Copy Share Image
Maia pulled on a braid. "I ran into Eric of all people. He told me what happened and that you'd backed out… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Oh, here we go.’ DI Simon Fenchurch pulled in on Upper Street, claiming the nearest space to Chilango. The raised-up pavement was… — Ed James Copy Share Image
When I created Chipotle in 1993, I had a very simple idea: Offer a simple menu of great food prepared fresh each… — Steve Ells Copy Share Image
“At Angelita’s, my favorite food was a plain bean burrito in a flour tortilla. It was simple, but tasty! I loved bean… — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
“I walked to the fridge and slipped the desserts and whipped cream inside, taking a deep breath. "What is that?" I asked,… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
For lunch, I usually have a burrito or burrito-style bowl with rice, beans, a little cheese, avocado, and tomato. — Hilary Knight Copy Share Image
“With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want melted cheese, just fart a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.” — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
