Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night. — Miles Kington Copy Share Image
Looking for an honest politician is like looking for an ethical burglar. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
My house isn't messy. Those are just obstacles I've put in place for any Burglars that try to break in... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate… — Herbert Beerbohm Tree Copy Share Image
“But he's nice," Barby objected. Tom Bishop smiled without humor. "Most pleasant and interesting man I ever knew was a burglar.” — John Blaine Copy Share Image
[it is] a high class kind of subversion, very high class. We're not second story burglars. We go right in the front… — Mike Gorman Copy Share Image
Morality is a burglar's tool whose merit lies in never being left behind at the scene of the crime. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
“You're like rottweilers - they protect you from burglars, but nothing protects you from them.” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“Some burglars are vermin, they're no better than, well, investment bankers - there, I've said it.” — Ian Pattison Copy Share Image
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Philosophers, for the most part, are constitutionally timid, and dislike the unexpected. Few of them would be genuinely happy as pirates or… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a… — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
When the enterprising burglar isn't burgling; When the cut-throat isn't occupied in crime; He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling; And… — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
The habit of always putting off an experience until you can afford it, or until the time is right, or until you… — Charles R. Swindoll Copy Share Image
If you're going away, be sure to cancel the paper, the milk, and the laundry pickup. Remove the fresh stuff from the… — Michael Frome Copy Share Image
Mexican homes as a rule are closed off to the world by high blank walls of yellowish masonry, topped with broken glass… — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
We don't have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
“Mr. Roddis: [Outraged at the presence of two apparent burglars (actually his in-laws) having tea in his suburban home] - And they've… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“The battering ram took the door out no problem. The siren was as loud as Pet City’s but the burglars wore noise-suppression… — Joe Ide Copy Share Image
Put in hours and hours of planning, figure everything down to the last detail, then what? Burglar alarms start going off all… — Ben Maddow Copy Share Image
Leaving out the gamblers, the burglars, and the plumbers, perhaps we do put our trust in God after a fashion. But, after… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The vast results obtained by Science are won by no mystical faculties, by no mental processes other than those which are practiced… — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
In relation to God, we are like a thief who has burgled the house of a kindly householder and been allowed to… — Simone Weil Copy Share Image
I have wished you dead and myself dead. How could it be otherwise. I have broken into you like a burglar. And… — Alicia Ostriker Copy Share Image
An infant prodigy of nine is shoved upon the stage in white. She starts off in a dismal whine about a dark… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Suppose . . . burglars had made entry into this . . . [library]. Picture them seated here on this floor, pouring… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were a very notorious couple of cats. As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians, Tight-rope walkers and acrobats They had an… — T.S. Eliot Copy Share Image
“He smiled affably at the burglar, a burly fellow whom he continued to hold with one hand, as easily as if he… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm. — Allen Carr Copy Share Image
Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
If the watchdog doesn't bark, how do you know there's a burglar in the basement? And the press is supposed to be… — Bill Moyers Copy Share Image
I never planned my career in steps. It's all coming at me like burglars in the night. — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
...Registering guns is like sending a list of your household valuables to a burglars' guild. Why invite - guarantee - a visit.? — Kenneth W. Royce Copy Share Image
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![“Mr. Roddis: [Outraged at the presence of two apparent burglars (actually his in-laws) having tea in his suburban home] - And they've opened a pot of my raspberry jam." Uncle Fred: [Architect of the above missunderstanding] Ah, then you will be able to catch them red-handed. I should fetch a…” quote by P.G. Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7c/p-g-wodehouse-723_burglars_mr-roddis-outraged-at-the-presence-of-tw_588388.png)
![“Suppose . . . burglars had made entry into this . . . [library]. Picture them seated here on this floor, pouring the light of their dark-lanterns over some books they found, and thus absorbing moral truths and getting moral uplift. The whole course of their lives would have been changed. As it…” quote by Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/917/mark-twain-22_absorbing_suppose-burglars-had-made-entry-into-thi_281932.jpg)
![“Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were a very notorious couple of cats. As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians, Tight-rope walkers and acrobats They had an extensive reputation. [...] When the family assembled for Sunday dinner, With their minds made up that they wouldn’t get thinner On Argentine…” quote by T.S. Eliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc0/t-s-eliot-2-1761_behind-the-scenes_mungojerrie-and-rumpleteazer-were-a-very_3128209.jpg)
