Burgers Quotes

Every Vada-Pav is a potential burger

— Nandita Das

I love burgers, and I love chips.

— Caroline Flack

Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Burgers for the boys!

— Jersey Shore

I love In-N-Out Burgers!

— Jennifer Morrison

I'm normally a burger and chips girl - such a cheap date.

— Sheridan Smith

In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.

— Neil Patrick Harris

I look at eating well as an investment. But burgers are my weakness.

— Luke Goss

I enjoy the burger joint the same way I enjoy fancy meals.

— Aby Rosen

God. When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to buy an eight-track.

— American Beauty

When you make burgers, it's good to let them rest for a bit.

— April Bloomfield

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

— Lyle Lovett

Cute girls and burgers. What more can you ask for? That's why we live in America.

— H. Jon Benjamin

I work out all the time! I don't just sit around and eat burgers whenever I want. Oh, if I could I…

— Padma Lakshmi

Veggie burgers, by nature, take more work than meat-based ones, but they should never feel (or taste) like a compromise.

— Chris Morocco

Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.

— Johnny Vegas

“I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT…

— Jonas Eriksson

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should…

— Anonymous

I would love to eat a really great burger, but it doesn't exist in our part of the world.

— Rene Redzepi

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

— Chelsea Handler

I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy…

— Jim Gaffigan

I'm an absolute connoisseur of cheeseburgers and like to think that I can detect even mere percentages of shift in fat content…

— Alton Brown

When any young director gets hired by a studio to do a $125 million film based on a preexisting piece of intellectual…

— Neill Blomkamp

I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that…

— Tom Waits

All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings…

— George Lindsey

There was a point when I was so sick of this physical perfection thing that I thought it would be good for…

— Alicia Silverstone

My heart is broken. It really is. All the signs are there. I can't sleep- not even burgers. Every time the phone…

— Meg Cabot

I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning. Turkey…

— Dusty Baker

All right, You Great Git, You've asked for it. I'll cover the world in Tastee-Freez and Wimpy Burgers. I'll fill it with…

— Peter Cook

I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at…

— Michael Buckley

That's why I loved being with you. We could do the simplest things, like toss starfish into the ocean and share a…

— Nicholas Sparks

A typical National World Weekly would tell the world how Jesus' face was seen on a Big Mac bun bought by someone…

— Neil Gaiman

Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?' 'To where they treat me like royalty,' I said. 'We're going to Burger King?' I…

— Jim Butcher

Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given…

— Sarah Dessen

On the road, I eat hamburgers every day. The team tries to get me to eat differently, but no. Burgers, burgers, burgers.…

— Gilbert Arenas

Sugar," Tara said in a voice that was pure Pissed-Off South. "You need to go far, far away." A few weeks ago,…

— Jill Shalvis

Nobody asked you to flip burgers for the rest of your life.

— Bill Cosby

Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread...

— Robert Pattinson

Turkey burgers receive a fair amount of disparagement, and it's not unfounded.

— Claire Saffitz