“One is a little larger than the other, but overall the Winstons look alike—tan fur, short legs, stubby bodies, batlike ears. They snort and trot around like little pigs, and already there has been significant fartage. I’m hoping it’s the… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“A human wife or girlfriend isn’t nearly as interesting an adversary as Jesus.” — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“It’s funny how when it’s somebody else telling the story it’s easy to see that He can’t take a joke is just another way… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“The fluorescent light overhead hums and has a flicker that I sense more than see. There’s a constellation of dead bugs in the fixture’s… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“In my experience, the past is rarely as harmless, or as far away, as we’d like it to be.” — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“I used to have my own friends, of course I did, but it’s like the dentist told me when I was a kid—ignore them… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“I’m thinking about how fluid the border is between crazy and interesting, and how hard it is to decide who belongs where. Hell, most… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“One is a little larger than the other, but overall the Winstons look alike—tan fur, short legs, stubby bodies, batlike ears. They snort and… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
