“It looks like my grandma's old VW Rabbit after the Berlin Wall fell on it. Twice.” — Cecily White Berlin wall Copy Share Image
“You give frequent flyer miles with that guilt trip?” “Absolutely,” — Cecily White Guilt trip Copy Share Image
“You're the most annoying girl on the planet. You make me want to throw myself off a bridge. And, unfortunately, I am… — Cecily White Confessions Copy Share Image
“Your pupils are dilated," he said. "I think-" "Yes?" I breathed. "I think you have a concussion." I blinked. A concussion? That's… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“She takes after her father." "Uh, I guess," I said, unsure how to respond. Bud's reputation was too far down the toilet… — Cecily White Parenting Copy Share Image
“Then he kissed me. Which is a bit like saying, "Then the sun exploded and the walls started melting.” — Cecily White Gaze Copy Share Image
“Lyle, I don't care who you date." "Good, because I want you to know that thing with Skye was also a mistake.… — Cecily White Failure Copy Share Image
“No one had ever left me so simultaneously relaxed and knotted up all at once (except maybe Rhett Butler, which doesn't count… — Cecily White Butler Copy Share Image
“I thought you called dibs on him." "I did, but you can have him first. After he dumps you, imagine how good… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“No girl has ever offered to feed my enemies' fingernails to her cat before." "Lisa's cat. And don't flatter yourself. At the… — Cecily White Fingernails Copy Share Image
“Daddy, I'll be fine. Smalley says some people are late bloomers, that's all." Actually, what she'd said was, 'Tis a marvellous bud… — Cecily White Flowers Copy Share Image
“She broke up with you again, didn't she?" He flopped back in his chair, lanky legs hooked at the ankles. "She also… — Cecily White Tuxedo Copy Share Image
“Tell her I got detention for defending her honour," Alec shouted in the distance. "Did he really?" "Well, he got detention, but… — Cecily White Detention Copy Share Image
“Human scrambled around, totally oblivious to the hell that burned beneath them. They were like children, so addicted to their toys they'd… — Cecily White Nature of man Copy Share Image
“Good grief," Alec muttered. "Be afraid," Katie quoted. "Be very afraid." Alec squinted at her. "That sounds familiar. Revelations?" "David Cronenberg. It's… — Cecily White Fear Copy Share Image
“I might have been sad for them if they weren't so disgustingly happy.” — Cecily White Happiness Copy Share Image
“I felt my heart expanding, making room for him to movie in permanently.” — Cecily White Expanding Copy Share Image
“He frowned. "Who cares about that? Screw the gerbils." "Screw them?" I raised an eyebrow. "Lyle, this is not your personal recreation… — Cecily White Time Copy Share Image
“He sneered. "I don't fancy your type." "Why, too sober? Too much self-esteem?” — Cecily White Sober Copy Share Image
“Death is a lot like prom - loud, overdone, and although the guy you came with was cool, you never know who'll… — Cecily White Death Copy Share Image
“I thought you liked my insane schemes." "I see value in them," she qualified.” — Cecily White Schemes Copy Share Image
“You were just too nice to tell me to buzz off." "I did tell you to buzz off," he pointed out. "Several… — Cecily White Feedback Copy Share Image
“I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?" "You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of… — Cecily White Morals Copy Share Image
“You're not being fair," I said. "Life isn't fair." "Yeah, and no man is an island. Any other cliches you'd like to… — Cecily White Cliches Copy Share Image
“Caring about him was like trying to love a tree stump - a cold, mean-spirited paternalistic tree stump. With fungus.” — Cecily White Compassion Copy Share Image
“I glared at him. "Matt said he got a pep talk at his test. I don't rate a pep talk?" "You want… — Cecily White Pep talk Copy Share Image
“Ow! Dammit!" "Watch your language. This is a holy place." "Hah!" I grumbled. "If it's so holy, why don't they have a… — Cecily White Writer Copy Share Image
“I could see his lips forming the word, Hey, baby. Want to party? Yeesh . After a hundred thousand years of verbal… — Cecily White Pick up line Copy Share Image
“It always confused me how Smalley managed to keep enrolment limited only to Guardian bloodlines. I don't know, maybe she put some… — Cecily White Headmistress Copy Share Image
“Okay, to be fair, I had tried to Google-stalk him. But Google-stalking is a far cry from having your demonblood best friend… — Cecily White Best friend Copy Share Image
“Looks like you could use a hand," he observed. "Or maybe a bucket." "A bucket?" "Of water. I hear that's what they… — Cecily White Bucket Copy Share Image
“Lots of things are impossible. Doesn't mean they don't happen every day." "Actually that is what impossible means. You should Google it,"… — Cecily White Every day Copy Share Image
“Quit that." Lisa jabbed an elbow at my ribs. "Quit what?" "Quit looking at him like that," she warned in a hushed… — Cecily White Quit Lisa Copy Share Image
“You. Must. Do. Your. Homework. I'm not kidding. Our world is full of dangerous things. When you neglect your studies, you deny… — Cecily White Assignment Copy Share Image
