“I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?" "You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of the morally bereft.” — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“No one had ever left me so simultaneously relaxed and knotted up all at once (except maybe Rhett Butler, which doesn't count since he's… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“She broke up with you again, didn't she?" He flopped back in his chair, lanky legs hooked at the ankles. "She also reserved a… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“She takes after her father." "Uh, I guess," I said, unsure how to respond. Bud's reputation was too far down the toilet for it… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“Daddy, I'll be fine. Smalley says some people are late bloomers, that's all." Actually, what she'd said was, 'Tis a marvellous bud that opens… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“Tell her I got detention for defending her honour," Alec shouted in the distance. "Did he really?" "Well, he got detention, but mostly for… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“No girl has ever offered to feed my enemies' fingernails to her cat before." "Lisa's cat. And don't flatter yourself. At the moment, I'm… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“Duh, why didn't you just kill her?" Lisa asked, annoyed. "Two more seconds and it would have been justifiable vampicide." "Lis, for all we… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“Good grief," Alec muttered. "Be afraid," Katie quoted. "Be very afraid." Alec squinted at her. "That sounds familiar. Revelations?" "David Cronenberg. It's a long,… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“Your pupils are dilated," he said. "I think-" "Yes?" I breathed. "I think you have a concussion." I blinked. A concussion? That's so not… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“Human scrambled around, totally oblivious to the hell that burned beneath them. They were like children, so addicted to their toys they'd probably never… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“I thought you called dibs on him." "I did, but you can have him first. After he dumps you, imagine how good I'll look… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
