Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who never spoke English; was not an American citizen; anti-capitalism; totally anti-death penalty; anti-public prayer (Matthew 6:5);… — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus. — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked. — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times. — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay. — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested… — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic,… — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church. — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel. — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons. — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV. — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to… — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
