“Italy: It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano. Romano: Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place! Italy: How weird... I usually sleep together with Germany and Japan. Romano: [Grabs Italy's throat] You… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!" -America” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it's comin' right at ya!" -Romano to Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“Ahahaha! Listen to me and my awesome hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!" -America” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“I mean seriously, I'm a virgin! What do you think they get virgin olive oil? The point is you do not want to shoot… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“If you're a soldier-- even if you're French-- you're supposed to try very hard to escape captivity!" -Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please don't shoot me! I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die and but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please, I'll… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!" (Italy) "I think someone's inside here." (Germany) "You're wrong~! There's no one inside. Do not open the box!" (Italy) -Italy and Germany's first meeting” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain (he was hung-over)” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“Italy: It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano. Romano: Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place! Italy: How weird... I usually sleep together with Germany and Japan. Romano: [Grabs Italy's throat] You still get along with them! [Repeatedly bashes his head into his brother's] Italy: Bro, I can't breathe. Bro, I can't… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“So I captured Italy... but the only thing I hear from him is ze singing und ze laughing und vierd accents." -Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
