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I'm an escaped car thief. I broke out of prison to see the Cubs in the World Series. — James Belushi Copy Share Image
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On Friday noon, July the twentieth, 1714, the finest bridge in all Peru broke and precipitated five travelers into the gulf below. — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
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So much as one person with a contrary spirit to God is enough to affect all the meetings - that the revival… — Jonathan Goforth Copy Share Image