“What good is it, being two stranded British fops in the heart of America, if we don't announce it on Halloween by wearing enormous fuzzy hats for the purpose of our humiliation?” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“What good is it, being two stranded British fops in the heart of America, if we don't announce it on Halloween by wearing enormous… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“Say what you want about fairies, but you haven't rocked out until you've heard Smoke on the Water played on a harpsichord. ~Harlow” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so...twat-ish just then.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But in that moment, I knew I… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“He looked up at the round, stained glass window in front of him, a blurred kaleidoscope backlit in the morning sun. It glowed. The… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
