Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer. — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink,… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship.… — Rennie Ellis Copy Share Image
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insaneasylums... give me beer.You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough Copy Share Image
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. — Fritz Maytag Copy Share Image
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch Copy Share Image
We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself. — Fritz Maytag Copy Share Image
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image