Breast implants Quotes by Craig Kilborn

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.

— Craig Kilborn

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II

— Craig Kilborn

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

— Craig Kilborn

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I…

— Craig Kilborn

The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

— Craig Kilborn

I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras.

— Craig Kilborn

George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the…

— Craig Kilborn

Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken.…

— Craig Kilborn

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual…

— Craig Kilborn

With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on his bicycle,…

— Craig Kilborn

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'

— Craig Kilborn

President Bush has delivered a new resolution to the U.N. saying that Saddam has failed to cooperate with U.N. resolutions, freeing us to get…

— Craig Kilborn

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

— Craig Kilborn

I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.

— Craig Kilborn

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

— Craig Kilborn