“Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.” — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. — Howard Stern Copy Share
Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is… — Howard Stern Copy Share
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern Copy Share
There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay… — Howard Stern Copy Share
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do. — Howard Stern Copy Share
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old… — Howard Stern Copy Share
I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry about much.… — Howard Stern Copy Share
