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A funny comment about a dress that used to be yours opens the collection of boob quotes. The verses mix playful jokes about bras, exaggerate how people stare, and even throw in a quick shout for breast‑cancer awareness, all wrapped in cheeky, exaggerated humor.

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OMG SMALL BOOBS

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Hehehe legally blonde

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Lol, dont ask why ;o

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JUST A BOOB

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I love boobs. Save breast cancer.

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You're as fake as your boobs.

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Dont judge a boobs,by it's bra.

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Girls, did you know...That uhm,...Your boobs. …Go inside your shirt.

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I hate when boys look at my boobs and say dam u have some big boobs

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My quality of life would increase significantly if I had boobs...

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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.

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WHOOPS. . You forgot to put your boobs in your shirt , .___.

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Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs.

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This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt.

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Big boobs don't make a woman stupid. They make men stupid.

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Dear Middle School Girl Who Thinks She's a Victoria's Secret Model, Mind if I Borrow a Tissue? Sincerely, It's Fallin Out Of…

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Me without you is like a fat guy without big boobs,a gay guy without any fashion sense!!

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The origin of the word Boob: The B is the aerial view, the oo is the front view, the b is the…

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Boobs are lik the sun, Ok to look but dangerous to stare, But that's what sunglasses are for. If you know what…

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Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them.

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Ladies, admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think, 'Wow, this is Awesome!'

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A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that,…

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Oh, you hate when guys stare at your boobs? You should call the police and report the person who ripped your top…

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Nice dress Zoey. It looks just like mine. Oh, wait! It used to be mine. Aphrodite laughed a throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid laugh. I…

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“The fear of losing the only man she’ll ever love can lead a woman to do all kinds of insane things. And,…

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.

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Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.

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I know this may be a surprise, but hun your tits go inside your shirt

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So girls, umm, did you know that your boobs go inside your shirt??

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Dont hate me cause I have boobs hate me cause their real

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Even if I had boobs, I still wouldn't show you.

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If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

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Hey, I would rather be skinny with no boobs than be fat with boobs. bitch.

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Friends are like boobs some are big, some are small some are real, some are fake.:D

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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.

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I don't get how there's all the laws protecting children from adult content, then they open the paper and see a slag…

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“Attention, guys: Don’t ask for a photo of the boobs until you have seen them already in real life.”

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Remember guys, cleavage is like the sun, you can take a quick look, but it's dangerous to stare.

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Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real while some are fake.

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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.

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