The worst part about smoking a bong is all the chemicals they add to water these days end up in your lungs. — Kloudy Copy Share Image
Who loaned you money homie, who owes you cash? Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? — Insane Clown Posse Copy Share Image
When I hit the bong I'm Godzilla takin' over Hong Kong Eatin' wonton with a shotgun in long johns. — Redman Copy Share Image
Smoked a bong, killed a cat, had my nuts attacked by rats. Dad got nude, I wore a thong, for a hobby… — Blink 182 Copy Share Image
Real slow hits from the bong... Make me feel like Cheech, And I'm kickin' it with Chong. — B-Real Copy Share Image
Out in Amsterdam, Wiz is smoking overseas I'm gon' hit this bong for anyone who smoke trees! — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Alison Scott: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING Bong? Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once! — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
These nudies what I'm wearing, the truth is what you're hearing. The bong is what I'm clearing, the kush is overbearing, ferrari's… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Bong Joon-ho is enormously sensitive to performance. He knows what he needs to see and that's all he needs to shoot. He… — John Hurt Copy Share Image
I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! I need to get… — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
I smoke to get rid of the pain, to forget where my life went wrong. Then I wake to find nothing has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Three boys in southwest Michigan, who were looking for old bottles, discovered a bone from a mammoth. So they made a bong… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now,… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“When Tyne dropped into an armchair opposite us his bony knees V'ed out, providing an all-to-clear view of Mr. Happy and the… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
I was pretty young. I guess I was in high school, so I was probably 13 years old. It was crazy. I… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“He's like six hundred years younger than you are. I refuse to be the moral compass of our cell! Most weekends I… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“He loves weed like Alaska loves sex," the Colonel said. "This is a man who once constructed a bong using only the… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Readers of this memo will be disappointed to know that Bong-Bong Gad (sic), designer/owner/driver/proprietor of the vehicle, anticipated the inevitable "there but… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
I'm really thankful for the popularity of 'Strong Woman Do Bong Soon,' but I know it's only temporary. — Park Bo-young Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succed take a hit from the bong and toke some weed… — Keezo Pee Copy Share Image
Rolling a doobie, hitting a bong, thats the life to live why cant we all get along HUH? — Slater Beats Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Like Louie Armstrong, played the trumpet. I'll hit that bong and break ya off somethin soon. — Cypress Hill Copy Share Image
“Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?” — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way? — Paul Vixie Copy Share Image
Ice in the chamber, beer in the bong, weed on the bowl smoke till we're gone. — Makai1k5 Copy Share Image
I know I'm smart, I know I'm nice, That's why you can't see me like a poltergeist, Smokin la la la, give… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
That bong that's on the table starts to call my name, I take a hit and zone out again, I'll be paranoid… — Offspring Copy Share Image
