“But after dealing with Roy for a while I just wanted to get through the time I’d signed on for, to prove to myself that I couldn’t be beaten by a girly-faced, chicken-boned, racist cat.” — Peter Allison Copy Share Image
“Just so you know,’ I explained, remembering my own earlier arrogance, ‘if you’ve ever owned a cat and therefore think you know how to… — Peter Allison Copy Share Image
“I answered that I was sure, and he asked me again, and this time I understood his concern. ‘I’m not embarrassed!’ I said, or… — Peter Allison Copy Share Image
“But after dealing with Roy for a while I just wanted to get through the time I’d signed on for, to prove to myself… — Peter Allison Copy Share Image
“The purpose of your vote is't to elect someone, but rather to express your opinion.” — Peter Allison Copy Share Image
“It was the most ludicrous sound I had ever heard. The strangled gargling sounded like a goat that was having an unpleasant sexual encounter.” — Peter Allison Copy Share Image
“Like every other guide or wildlife lover who is eventually eaten or trampled, I felt that I had a bond with this herd that… — Peter Allison Copy Share Image
“Bleary-eyed one morning, with caffeine still missing from my system, I fumbled my way along the dusty path to the guest tents, calling out… — Peter Allison Copy Share Image
