“I don't know which will upset you more," she replied. "Telling you it's nothing but clutter or confessing that I often take it out and play 'I am Boba Fett' when I don't think anyone can see me.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“if I were you, I wouldn’t try and track her down.” “Why not?” “Because when it comes to Dee, you’re better off not knowing… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She sighed as if she’d realized the worst thing imaginable. “We’re going to be together and in love forever, aren’t we?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“It’s just taking some getting used to. The snarling, the hissing, the purring. Then I have to deal with it from the baby….” “Ha,… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I have iced tea, dear. Or beer?” “Maybe a saucer of milk?” Gwen and Alla looked over at Lock and he immediately pointed at… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Explain to me again how matricide is illegal in some states,” Sissy growled from behind him as he pulled her toward the enormous staircase. “In all states. Plus, I think there are some moral restrictions around it, too.” “That’s not fair. Clearly, these lawmakers haven’t met my mother.” “I wouldn’t know. Besides, this is all so foreign to me,” he… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share
“I hate her.” “Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Are you afraid?" Volker questioned while sitting at the table and getting comfortable. "No. But I have incredible luck with dice and I am ruthless. You will lose, gentlemen. I will destroy your lands, take your women, ravish your men, and make your children my slave labor. I will own every castle, house, and farm that is within my reach.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share
“The full tigers watched him silently. All females. Thankfully. He would be less than happy if he had to take on some territorial male. Well, this little adventure was only going to last through today. As soon as night came, he would get his furry ass out of here. Even if he had to scare some poor security guard to… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share
“Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. “There are big breasts in my face,” he announced to anyone who would… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I’m okay,” he reassured her before he could say something stupid. Like “marry me.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Miki held up a tennis ball, looked at Sara’s new Pack, and tossed it out into the forest away from the ongoing rave. They all watched it go, then they turned back to Miki. “Okay. Go…” Sara and Angelina slapped their hands over their friend’s mouth before the word “fetch” could come out of it. They pulled her over to… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share
“She still sighed out her answer, though. “Fine. I’ll go.” “Now, darlin’. I know I’m pulling you away from playing grab ass with my… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
