When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark. — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one… When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said,… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Like most writers, I write about what has happened to me as that involves the minimum amount of research. — Steven Moffat Copy Share
“I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” — Steven Moffat Copy Share
The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand! I'm the Doctor, and you're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
The universe is big, its vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: [shocked] What? The Doctor: And everybody… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
River Song? Amy Pond? Hardly weak women. It's the exact opposite. You could accuse me of having a fetish for powerful, sexy women who… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman are back in Cardiff, back in the box, and back in action - for one of our scariest adventures… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Madge: I don't know why I keep shouting at them. The Doctor: Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
The Doctor: 'You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think they're lying to make you feel better?'… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
“Hello, old friend. And here we are. You and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
“Rory: Amy. I'm gonna need a little help here. Amy: Just stop it! Rory: Just think it through, this will work. This will kill… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
