Blacks Gays Quotes by Mojo Nixon

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

— Mojo Nixon

I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

— Mojo Nixon

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one…

— Mojo Nixon

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

— Mojo Nixon

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not…

— Mojo Nixon

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

— Mojo Nixon

She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?

— Mojo Nixon

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

— Mojo Nixon

I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.

— Mojo Nixon

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

— Mojo Nixon

Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.

— Mojo Nixon

I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

— Mojo Nixon