Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less what I saved! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Black Friday Bowling' Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did all that fighting for a TV on Black Friday and I didn't even pay my power bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Friday is always a Friday, no matter whether it rains or snows or even if it's a 'black' one. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
You shop to the butt crack of dawn with the crazies to save a few $. I'll spend Thanksgiving time being grateful… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
We live in a consumer culture, and Black Friday is like the July 4th of that culture. It might be good not… — John Seabrook Copy Share Image
Vaudeville was characterized by sunny optimism, acts that were uplifting, cheerful, and clean. It provided a fanciful, magical escape, but after Black… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
“Into the breach, then. Against mobs of middle-aged moms and frightening harridans we shall prevail.” She nodded sharply, raising an invisible sword.… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Personally, the films I love include 'Black Friday,' 'Lage Raho Munna Bhai,' 'Love Sex Aur Dhoka,' and 'Zindagi Na Milege Dobara' because… — Vikramaditya Motwane Copy Share Image
World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“They agreed that Luce would ride with Daniel and her parents would take Callie to the airport. While the girls ate, Luce's… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
Black Friday, in reality, is a symptom of the plight that 30 years of Reaganomics has brought to working people in America.… — Thom Hartmann Copy Share Image
“Besides being blind to lots of good things, the GDP also benefits from all manner of human suffering. Gridlock, drug abuse, adultery?… — Rutger Bregman Copy Share Image
“Reimagine 2025 by Stewart Stafford Imagine no Viagra, Put yourself at ease, Flags at half-mast, limp, No one worthy to please. Imagine… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“The idea of putting customers first and acting with integrity is gaining traction. Outdoor-gear retailer REI received adulation for adhering to its… — Brian de Haaff Copy Share Image
“Chapter 51 In Atlanta, the day had gone mostly as Elliott had expected. The stock market crash had rattled everyone. It was… — A.G. Riddle Copy Share Image
“I know that many people including our President insist that it be called the Christmas Season. I’ll be the first in line… — Captain Hank Bracker Copy Share Image
Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday! — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
I stood in line, in the cold...for 2 hours...you will not just walk straight in store in front of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
