“I stand and grab a hefty bottle of perfume from the bathroom shelf and return to the bedroom door. It’s not much of a weapon, I know, but it’s heavy and square, and hitting someone over the head with a… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
“A reasonable looking guy with a sense of humour to go to parties with: surely that´s not too much to ask, is it?” — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
“These what-if equations have kept her life static since adolescence. And if life proves one thing, it’s that the best laid plans don’t necessarily… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
“As the red leaf warns: winter will be with us soon enough. If only I could bottle a little of this sunshine up and… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
“There are moments in life- and I would have to admit that I don´t have them as often as I would like - when… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
“Fridays! They are the worst. Days stuffed with itsy-bitsy multicoloured tasks that fill every second of the day, but like M&M´s fail to nourish… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
“But do I really want my vagina to heal over through lack of use either?” — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
“Mona´s Law apparently states that everyone wants three things - that happiness is made up on three - piece jigsaw: a good relationship, a… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t spend half my life waxing to end… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
“I guess you always regret the choices you didn’t make, because you imagine that they would have been better choices, that’s the thing. But… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
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