“I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.” — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the… — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you… — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
“When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two… — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their… — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
