Don't invite me to a surprise birthday party. I don't have room for that secret. I've got enough real secrets I have… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
All three [of my grandkids] earn money around the house, and all three spend their own money. Now I've noticed that when… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday'… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
If I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really… — Rebecca Mader Copy Share Image
I'm over the moon to be involved in the 'Doctor Who' Christmas special. I can't quite believe it as it's a part… — Katherine Jenkins Copy Share Image
Anniversaries are like birthdays: occasions to celebrate and to think ahead, usually among friends with whom one shares not only the past… — Zbigniew Brzezinski Copy Share Image
I'll sometimes forget it's my birthday, but my mom has taken to calling me at the exact time of my birth, so… — Steve Kornacki Copy Share Image
There's always been a celebration of what is that moment, whoever I am at that moment in my life. [It] is a… — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
It will be my birthday on Tuesday. Last year, I reached the painful conclusion that there wasn't enough time left to read… — Daniel Finkelstein Copy Share Image
Over the years Woodstock got glorified and romanticised and became the event that symbolised Utopia. It's the last page of our collective… — Ang Lee Copy Share Image
On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have… — Jarrett J. Krosoczka Copy Share Image
God is so wise that he never created friends with price tags. If He did, I wouldn't have been able to afford… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“twelve plus three. Steve also reminded me that fifteen-month tours brought to bear the “law of twos”—soldiers would now potentially miss two… — Robert M. Gates Copy Share Image
Went for a birthday party of mah friend..enjoyed alotz..and asked him for what he want as a gift..and he replyed 'YOUUUU paying… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
“Mirad had asked for peace for his birthday. Imagine, a boy of thirteen who asks for peace as a birthday present. When… — Ad De Bont Copy Share Image
“Someone dropped her off in a shopping mall food court just before her third birthday. Pinned to her dress was a note… — Rysa Walker Copy Share Image
“attained her five-and-twentieth blessed birthday, of whom a prophetic private in the Life Guards had heralded the sublime appearance by announcing that” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Have you been moonlighting in my life as my pillar of strength and support while you're actually an angel sent from the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nearly all our powerful men in this age of the world are unbelievers; the best of them in doubt and misery; the… — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
There is one person who sends me three cards every year. One on New Year's, one for my birthday and the third… — Rakesh Sharma Copy Share Image
“It's because today is your seventeenth birthday. Starting today, you will remain by her highness's side as her servant, in accordance with… — Nozomu Tamaki Copy Share Image
I think travelling teaches you that there is a change which is constant and you have to develop an adaptive nature to… — Neeti Mohan Copy Share Image
“I am a social outcast, shunned by society. Nobody ever invites me to parties. My own birthday avoids me, and only comes… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I like how on my birthday I get presents and money, I get paid for being born, I get paid for living… — Priyanka Copy Share Image
Winning is the only thing that makes me happy. Ask my wife. I don't get happy about anniversaries or birthdays. I don't… — Jeff Kent Copy Share Image
I used to go to musicals every birthday - that was my birthday present. We'd go to London, me and my two… — Lily James Copy Share Image
“It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
I spent my 21st birthday chatting with my online friends because my husband had little interest in celebrating with me, and there… — Zoe Quinn Copy Share Image
November is Hip-Hop History Month, where we give celebration to what hip hop has done to bring together people of the world,… — Afrika Bambaataa Copy Share Image
“That wasn’t being a kid, not the way the mainlander birthday cards meant, and after you’d been that you could never be… — Max Gladstone Copy Share Image
The older generation had greater respect for land than science. But we live in an age when science, more than soil, has… — Shimon Peres Copy Share Image
I thank God for every single bit and piece of my Life, whether happy or sad, they are what make me complete!… — EasyTee Copy Share Image
All your life you have done things that have brought a smile to my face. Today is your special day to sit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the necessary eleven days were added, George Washington’s birthday, which fell on February 11, 1731, Old Style, became February 22, 1732, New Style. — Daniel J. Boorstin Copy Share Image
“Thanks to Colin and Becky, my birthday song sounded a lot like a hyena getting fed through a wood chipper. I was… — Steven Whibley Copy Share Image
Lucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had… — Keith Thibodeaux Copy Share Image
The God gifted us all with a special blessing on this day. May he always looks after you and pour his love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking about writing as an act of celebration is sometimes a helpful framework for me. It allows me to prioritize what I… — Sarah Kay Copy Share Image
As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
“My 30th birthday happened once too often to remember fondly. I spilled all my love that night, despite a lid being on… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image