Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I'm the type who minds my own business and am not keen on giving interviews on my mom's birthday, or my dog's… — Andrea Jeremiah Copy Share Image
A True Friend is who text you to wish on you birthday and you do not hesitate to say Hey!!! I want… — Jaydeep Vora Copy Share Image
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. — Arnold Bennett Copy Share Image
I play like I play. You hear it on 'Celebration Day.' It's pretty good for a one-night shot. — Jimmy Page Copy Share Image
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. — Chaz Bono Copy Share Image
“On my birthday I love to wear your hands around my flesh, and stare at your starry, falling, hazel eyes. يوم عيد ميلادي أحب إرتداء يديك وذراعيك حول جسدي والتحديق في النجوم المتساقطة من سماء عينيك” — Amany Al-Hallaq Copy Share Image
If I went out to play basketball with other kids, when I came home I'd shower and go right back to the… — Bad Bunny Copy Share Image
I threw my son, Brandon, a rave for his birthday and I fully set it up like a crazy rave with lights… — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that,… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
“What they don't understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you're eleven, you're also ten, and nine,… — Sandra Cisneros (Author Copy Share Image
Cryptic messages and abstract statements are littered throughout the music of Happy Birthday, but it hasn't made the band's sun-baked pop-rock any… — Anthony Fantano Copy Share Image
I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the… — Marian McPartland Copy Share Image
“November 20. Andrius's birthday. I had counted the days carefully. I wished him a happy birthday when I woke and thought about… — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
You were the best birthday present I ever got." "Thank you." "I wanted to give you something back, but I've got to… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
When we are kids we can't wait until we become teenagers. When we become teenagers we can't wait until we turn 18.… — Deshawn Branch Copy Share Image
“Thus, the winter solstice was an important factor in human culture, particularly that of the cold, northern latitudes, at least 12,000 years… — D.M. Murdock Copy Share Image
Friends Birthday Wishes On your birthday, today, I wish you a year with loads of fun, excitement and beautiful memories. Happy Birthday.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It has nothing to do with your desires and their fulfillment, with your hopes and their fulfillment; it is already the case.… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“Do not be angry with the dormant friends you have on Facebook and on social media who do not LIKE or comment… — Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu Copy Share Image
“The test of all happiness is gratitude; and I felt grateful, though I hardly knew to whom. Children are grateful when Santa… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Time draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend. — John M. Lyle Copy Share Image
May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time, where did you go? / Why did you leave me here alone? / Wait, don't go so fast / I'm missing… — Chantal Kreviazuk Copy Share Image
Lots of birthday wishes Are sent to you today Hope your day will be One of the best You've ever had! — Julie McGregor Copy Share Image
With a new year of your journey, shall come more challenges, opportunities and greater success. May God bless you. Happy Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m like a tree frog when it comes to birthdays. Basically, my thoughts on birthdays can be summed up in two words:… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Let go of the spirit of the departed, and continue the celebration of your own life. — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
“Right after my dad was shot to death in Portland while buying my mom’s birthday gift,” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight. — Luther Dixon Copy Share Image
Cause it's your birthday, I give you a wish; I hope you get a gift, for every candle there is... Happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And that’s how I got to go to a birthday party while very heavily sedated.” — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Eid ul-Fitr, wish a joyous celebration and showers of Allahs blessings. Eid Mubarak — Anonymous Copy Share Image
