Birthday wishes funny Quotes

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

— C. E. M. Joad

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

— Dorothy Parker

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

— Robert Orben

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

— Robert Frost