There's a gift in your lap and it's beautifully wrapped and it's not your birthday. You feel wonderful, you feel like somebody… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to someone I feel incredibly close to when I'm intoxicated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just wanted to take a moment and say 'Thank You' to everyone for all of the birthday wishes. It means a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
