I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last. — Al Forman Copy Share Image
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. — Arnold Bennett Copy Share Image
Nick Swardson used to have birthday paint parties. They were phenomenal. — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
You have a gift that only you can give the world - that's the whole reason you're on the planet. Use your… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
Food is one of life's really great pleasures. My 20th birthday party was all about booze, my 30th birthday was about drugs,… — Alex James Copy Share Image
“I, Alex Cross do solemnly promise-to all those present at this birthday party- to do my best to balance my life at… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I saw a man killed in front of my eyes just before my eighth birthday. — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
As the mother's womb holds us for ten months, making us ready, not for the womb itself, but for life, just so,… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party. — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all,… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
“It's because today is your seventeenth birthday. Starting today, you will remain by her highness's side as her servant, in accordance with… — Nozomu Tamaki Copy Share Image
Seven years into writing a novel, I started to lose my mind. My thirty-seventh birthday had just come and gone, the end… — Akhil Sharma Copy Share Image
My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because pretty soon I'm going to be older than she… — R. Tripp Evans Copy Share Image
I count too heavily on birthdays, though I know I shouldn't. Inevitably I begin to assess my life by them, figure out… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Which baby are you? FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone.… — Luna Copy Share Image
My parents explained: "You can either have a big Christmas and birthday present or we'll go abroad." We'd say: "Let's go abroad!"… — Nicki Chapman Copy Share Image
Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today. He can finally drink alcohol legally! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59 Go ahead,… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image