You're 60 But honestly it doesn't show Mind you, you reached the age of consent About 50,000 consents ago! — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility? — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Don't be pessimistic Because, today, the sun hasn't shone It probably won't next year And you'll then be 61 — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Be pleased to look forward, And pleased to look behind, Count today, your 40th, and each birthday With a grateful mind. — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th No need to have wisdom and sage But tomorrow, as you start… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
You've reached your 60th birthday, Bill To the year, the day, the hour You've been a lifelong country boy Along with Lily, your flower… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
True Friends are the bacon bits In the salad bowl of life. How true I read that and straight away, My thoughts turned to… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Thanks, Mom for always being there For showing me such love and care. Thanks for all you've done and do How I turned out… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59 Go ahead, as it's… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
We can reveal that John's 85 That's a well known fact Telling Kathy's age would be a breach Of the Official Secrets Act — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
At last some time for pleasure trips And do what you want to do The time to just take your time It's toodle-oo to… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
To have you in my life is wondrous Yet all good things, allegedly, come to an end, Piffle, says I, for you, undoubtedly, Will… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Thousands of stars in the night sky, And shells on the shore together, Hundreds of birds that go singing by, Especially in sunny weather.… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Congratulations on turning 60 Now you can wear what you like No one cares, and more particularly You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike' — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
You've travelled through life together Enjoying years of wedded bliss We congratulate you on reaching And we toast your happiness — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
