Bill Clinton does not inhale marijuana, right? You bet. Like I chew on LSD but I don't swallow it.' — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Let's just hope that all the world is run by Bill Gates before the Perl hackers can destroy it. — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel… — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
Who does Bill Clinton think got off the boat and stepped on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers? — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
As far as the path of [Bill] Goldberg and all his ultimate success, I don't think any of that was planned. It… — Bill Goldberg Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when I couldn’t afford to pay the utility bill at the end of the month, I was forced to read by… — Steve Stern Copy Share Image
If one man in the country could take all the money, what was the use of passing any bills about it? — Davy Crockett Copy Share Image
Anybody who has ever been in business, anybody who has ever paid bills, anybody who has ever lived in a serious adult… — Frank Lautenberg Copy Share Image
Cash, though, is to a business as oxygen is to an individual: never thought about when it is present, the only thing… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
For one, we very much need in any immigration bill - we need protection for people who are in this country and… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
I have been in schools around the country, and I have written on education for years. Once, I was once doing a… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
You fall a bit behind on a credit card bill, your interest rate soars, your minimum payment rises, and you start falling… — Jean Chatzky Copy Share Image
Let them all believe whatever they want. It is pointless to go on radio shows and wrangle over mystical claims. However, such… — James A. Haught Copy Share Image
What my bill would do would be only for refugees going forward. So I haven't taken a position on sending anyone home.… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Ohio State, your new college football champions. Coach Urban Meyer may be the greatest football coach of all time. Don't… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I have my own dance and production companies, and acting is my creative outlet. It's what I'm passionate about. I've actually created… — Brian J. White Copy Share Image
The truth about our childhood is stored up in our body, and although we can repress it, we can never alter it.… — Alice Miller Copy Share Image
Rule Number One for working for a white lady, Minny: it is nobody’s business. You keep your nose out of your White… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
[The healthcare bill is a] headlong rush into socialism…we will not stand for the Obama-Pelosi-Reid hijacking of our freedom and democracy so… — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
These self-anointed intellectuals are people who think that those who believe in God and Jesus Christ, those who 'cling to their guns… — Burt Prelutsky Copy Share Image
What's curious about the left's current obsession with Timothy McVeigh is that it proves that - despite a frantic search for 15… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Very simply, we subsidize high-fructose corn syrup in this country, but not carrots. While the surgeon general is raising alarms over the… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I find it profoundly symbolic that I am appearing before a committee of fifteen men who will report to a legislative body… — Letty Cottin Pogrebin Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
I didn't always spell my name Bil. My parents named me Bill, but when I started drawing cartoons on the wall, they… — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
We deal with a right of privacy older than the Bill of Rights-older than our political parties, older than our school system. — William O. Douglas Copy Share Image
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton did midnight basketball. He is not looked at by this current generation of Democrats as anywhere near the hero he… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'm the female equivalent of a counterfeit $20 bill. Half of what you see is a pretty good reproduction, the rest is… — Cher Copy Share Image
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
We are a business, and you do a little of what you think's right, pay your bills, and attract... a single record… — Bruce Johnston Copy Share Image
I think at the end of the day we have to raise the debt ceiling, because America pays its bills. — Terri Sewell Copy Share Image
The real fabric of American society is not all those flags you see on people's cars...it's in the Bill of Rights and… — John Adams Copy Share Image
Bill Proxmire represents almost the last of one of America's most remarkable generations. — Walter F. Mondale Copy Share Image
I want to do a movie on sports - like a movie on a racer or a marathon runner - as I… — Bipasha Basu Copy Share Image
[Bill Clinton] approved NAFTA, which is the single worst trade deal ever approved in this country. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
North Carolina's industrial workers have been crushed by Bill Clinton's signing of NAFTA supported by crooked Hillary Clinton. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Listening to liberals invoke the sanctity of "science" to promote their crackpot ideas creates the same uneasy feeling as listening to Bill… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
As the interned American citizens of Japanese descent learned, the Bill of Rights provided them with little protection when it was needed. — Glenn Reynolds Copy Share Image