Enderman:hey big bro I have a question trenderman:sure what is it endy? Enderman:why do you act like a girl? Trenderman:…go to your room enderman:ok — Kaylee Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I say 'im okay' I really want someone to hold me tight and say 'I know your not' — Kaylee Copy Share Image
Here's to the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair who don't mind eating a big Mac instead of salad. Who don't wear… — Kaylee Copy Share Image
My mom:I think you should do your homework. Me:well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm, better not. — Kaylee Copy Share Image
Carrie the Cannibal:she was raised in a posh house, without any parents. she was a slave. She always had a strange tasting for the… — Kaylee Copy Share Image
I miss you. It hurts a lot to miss someone like you. Every time Im with you, I wish I could stop the watch… — Kaylee Copy Share Image
Lady Patchwork: Weapon: A silver scythe- Once her victim has caught at least a glimpse of her, she begins to follow the victim. The… — Kaylee Copy Share Image
