“You can tell I don't like this book, because I drew in it. And that's better than anything else that's in this book.” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“Alice also stops in to check on Bella. Guess what? Her powers have returned and she can now see Bella's future. Guess what? Bella… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“You can tell I don't like this book, because I drew in it. And that's better than anything else that's in this book.” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“I also took a stab at drawing a Novem-Bear. I don't know what a Novem is, but I assumed it meant "balloon salesman." And… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, "I can see relationships!!!” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“After swimming to France, Carlisle went to some universities, where he fell in love with medicine. He believed that by helping sick people, he… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“Carlisle says Siobhan's super power was the ability to do whatever the hell she wanted. I swear, that's what Carlisle says. Her super power… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“For some reason, Bella doesn't want to scream. I guess she doesn't want Edward and the others to know how much pain she's in.… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“When life gives you food accessories, you turn them into Omega Trophies!” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“There's a small moment in this chapter when Bella wants to practice fighting techniques with Emmett, but Edward won't let her. Emmett is here?… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“Chapter Twenty-Four: Surprise Better Title: Oh My God! I Hate Everything About This Book! I Want To Kill It With Rocks! AGH!” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“Anyway, most of the chapter is Bella telling us how much pain she's in. First she's about to die because delivering Optimus Beyonce nearly… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“I like the idea of Warrior Flitwick running to save the day by screaming, "Let's do some charm harm, my snitches!” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“You can add some class to it by sealing it with wax. This makes me feel like I'm a Baron sending a letter to… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
