I thought they were selfish, but in the end, it turns out it was I who thought they were selfish. -Bender — Futurama Copy Share Image
Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock — Futurama Copy Share Image
You are hereby conquered. Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you. -Lrr — Futurama Copy Share Image
The ship can't take this much pressure. Sometimes it falls apart just sitting in the hangar. -Professor — Futurama Copy Share Image
One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump or a Zoidberg face. -Fry — Futurama Copy Share Image
You can't simply know something by assembling a committee of words! That's it! I'll assemble your comittee! -Professor — Futurama Copy Share Image
Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden. -Professor — Futurama Copy Share Image
Things don't exist simply because you believe in them, thus sayeth the almighty creature in the sky! -Dr. Banjo — Futurama Copy Share Image
Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966. -Amy — Futurama Copy Share Image
