I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7. — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
How do you think it would feel to be obliged to ask for a seat-belt extender on an airplane? For the unfashionably… — Barbara Grizzuti Harrison Copy Share Image
In physics, one of the most exciting areas is in nanotech. With computers exhausting the power of silicon, Silicon Valley could become… — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
I know what it's like to live in a cold climate. I grew up in the Snow Belt, north of Toronto in… — Victoria Pratt Copy Share Image
I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I think it is a huge honor to get to go play for the troops who have been working their tails off… — Joe Nichols Copy Share Image
Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Mars could very well be a staging location for the resources of the asteroid belt. We have to learn how to get… — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
Pack the one bag. Unpack it, pack it, unpack it, pack it: passeport, ticket, book, taxi, airport, check-in, beer, announcement, stairs, airplane,… — Ryszard Kapuscinski Copy Share Image
I never stopped thinking about the Alamo from that day to this. I'm a huge collector of memorabilia. I've got Davy Crockett's… — Phil Collins Copy Share Image
I don’t need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you’re in it.” He turned… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
I go through different phases and change my mind about my style all the time. In the winter, I wanted to wear… — Heather Morris Copy Share Image
The fact that I was African American was never addressed, and that allowed me to just be a student, like anyone else.… — Misty Copeland Copy Share Image
I got the breaks. Starting from nowhere in the corn belt, I helped edit a country weekly, then was jack-of-all-departments on an… — George Ade Copy Share Image
I can see the character in a photograph, in the way a guy stands or holds his hands, the way he buckles… — Richard Gere Copy Share Image
He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The Bible Belt, the religious South, is the section of the country that practiced slavery until the war made them give it… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
Wealth is nothing more or less than a tool to do things with. It is like the fuel that runs the furnace… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
I think I'm better than Jake (Shields), I think I should be fighting for the title, but I've been given a huge… — Jon Fitch Copy Share Image
Women notice details that most men don't. They notice if your belt and shoes match. They notice what kinds of foods you… — Eben Pagan Copy Share Image
Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts. — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
Across the country, people are willing to tighten their belts and sacrifice. The president should ask the oil industry to do the… — John Salazar Copy Share Image
Yeah, well," I say, "I left Abnegation because I wasn't selfless enough, no matter how hard I tried to be." "That's not… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
