There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I believe one day a 'ban on gay marriage' will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
There's always time to do things that you're passionate about. ... If my name helps get something out there that I believe… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It's not easy… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I cannot believe they haven't yet come up with a better screening process than the mammogram. If a man had to put… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
[Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken,… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we're all put… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Some people believe that to find happiness, you should live each day of your life as if it's your last because that… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
My dad is still Christian Scientist. My mom's not, and I'm not. But I believe in God, and that there's a higher… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
But I do believe that's when you do your soul-searching. I think when you have these trials that life gives you, it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I look at anything in nature and how things work-the stars, the pyramids-and I can't imagine that there's not some kind of… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and generalizations lead to assumptions and assumptions… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Find out who you are and figure out what you believe in. Even if it's different from what your neighbors believe in… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
This is my real secret to being a joyful person: I make my life easy. I spend more time being grateful for… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
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