Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness. — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
If you're only having fun while you're high or drunk & that's when you're less conscious of your life. Then your life… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Someone would say that he was drunk when he was aware that something or someone did not deserve him. — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics… — Antoine D'Agata Copy Share Image
When will some of these men learn that there is more to life than hustling, going back and forth to jail, smoking,… — Deshawn Branch Copy Share Image
It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much.… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are… — Bill Barich Copy Share Image
Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
![“Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21 me: so you are now legally able to buy beer right? your soon to be best friend: yep me: me and you are going best friend name...” quote by MrAwesome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f8/mrawesome-12595_beer_someone-you-don-t-know-my-birthday-is-to_1673208.jpg)
