Weird like when you spend a weekend not sweaty and drunk in a basement full of garbage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
When the time I kissed you, I didn't mean it.. Then ALCOHOL made me do it :) So don't expect too much.. :) — Mega Copy Share Image
I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
After drinking:-Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nothing, but women can do all these (without drinking). — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during… — Robert Boughter Copy Share Image
When your boyfriend cheats on you. you take someones hat. you make a duck face, and you get drunk. — Delaney Ridnour Copy Share Image
They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three things that are scary to watch the morning after drinking: own face, purse and list of outgoing calls :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk. — Richard Harris Copy Share Image
H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are… — Bill Barich Copy Share Image
It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much.… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
When will some of these men learn that there is more to life than hustling, going back and forth to jail, smoking,… — Deshawn Branch Copy Share Image
Drunk text me. text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and youre not quite coherent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics… — Antoine D'Agata Copy Share Image
I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
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