I Forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and woke up covered in bitches. — Jenny Butski Copy Share Image
I forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and I woke up with a bunch of bitches on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember when you were a little kid and you'd fall asleep in the car? And someone would carry you out and put… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I read the script [Havenhurst] and I went to bed, but I woke up because somebody had knocked on my door. Or… — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“SORIN Last night I went to bed at ten and woke at nine this morning, feeling as if, from oversleep, my brain… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“Peanut: Just last week I was lying in bed and I woke up sobbing 'I will never be happy until we return… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“The bed woke Kali up with a soft caress, dressed her in her favorite comfy robe, and gently deposited her, standing vertically,… — @hg47 Copy Share Image