“Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, “Hey, shut the dam door!” — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand,… — Si Robertson Copy Share
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson Copy Share
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER! — Si Robertson Copy Share
You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here! — Si Robertson Copy Share
“I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.” — Si Robertson Copy Share
Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here! — Si Robertson Copy Share
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson Copy Share
We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land. — Si Robertson Copy Share
Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all… — Si Robertson Copy Share
