Bday Quotes by Cake

I want a girl who knows what's best

— Cake

With fingernails that shine like justice

— Cake

He's racing and pacing and plotting the course

— Cake

She's touring the facility

— Cake

We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

— Cake

She's putting up her hair

— Cake

He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse

— Cake

I want a girl with the right allocations

— Cake

“There are good things, there are good things to eat and tonight we're eating meat. Goody Goody Goody!”

— Cake

Picking up slack

— Cake

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

— Cake

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

— Cake