I smashed his hand as hard as I could with the Wiffle bat. "Ow!" he screamed. Carson was rubbing his red palm, inspecting it for damage. "That hurt," he shrieked. "You really hurt me." "Right back at you," I said.… — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked] "Yeah." "Why?" he asked. The bat was shaking in my tight grip. "Because I don't have my Minnie Mouse pillow. — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
Great point made in son's college orientation re sex/safety/respect/etc: 'Consent is really too low a bar. Hold out for enthusiasm.' — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
“I am a pacifist, danm it! And now I'm bleeding. What is wrong with you, you sick sicko?” — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
“Bruises on the soul hurt even more than bruises on the leg and take longer to heal. Maybe the trick is to try to… — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
“Some of the choices teenagers make are morally and practically wrong. Some of my characters do things I hope my child won't. There are… — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
“Do you think we're being robbed?" I whispered. He nodded gravely, then crawled over to my closet and opened it. "Did you want to… — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
I shoved him off the snowmobile. He landed on his back in the snow. "Love is a brat, you think? No, love id fine.… — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
I smashed his hand as hard as I could with the Wiffle bat. "Ow!" he screamed. Carson was rubbing his red palm, inspecting it… — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
I have standards. Well, okay, they're love standards, but I have them. — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
“I don't care who kissed you first, as long as I kissed you last - George (If we kiss)” — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
Kids are constantly evolving, learning, and growing. They aren’t who they were yesterday. — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
I keep looking for ultimate answers, but maybe there aren't any or maybe I'm not looking in the right places, because in the section… — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
“Just for taste bites of sample bagels have - fun fact - between zero and "screw you" calories” — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
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