What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it's too late. — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
“We like to think that all people have hidden depths, but the fact is that a lot of people are shallow. The vast majority… — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution. — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
That's the thing about a great book. Every time you read it, it's different, because you're different. You've changed since the last time you… — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
I hear what many of you are saying: We don’t have the time, we are busy. Well Nobody Has Time, Everyone Is Busy. In… — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
“My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.” — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
You can not make someone love you. You can not be thin enough or white enough or famous enough. The choice is entirely the… — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
“The truth is, the more one knows about Art, the more one values Entertainment.” — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
One of the advantages of having an imaginary boyfriend is that he exists only for you, therefore he can not be stolen. The disadvantage… — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
“A writer who makes serious money is never taken seriously. Writers and artists are expected to suffer poverty and privation for their art; it’s… — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
